1:22- grandma in kilt in lineup to the left; land lord 13.0 in line for a quick snack
1:25- caf employee gets bored and begins flirting with short indian manager
1:28- "that fucking burns, eh?" "then he peed on it"
1:30- research about yamakas commences
1:36- chino approaches right cash... straight east LA
1:39- alpaca wool sweater stands up and blocks view of all other in the caf
1:40- friend of alpaca wool leaves empty table and comments on amount of conversation had this lunch hour
1:46- short indian manager takes control of line that is approximately the length of the great wall of china
1:47 - "Weirdest fucking place ever..." - 4 foot 9 dude in suspenders, a ponytail and bifocals
1:49 - PDA on couches outside fishbowl - on a scale of 1 (holding hands) to 10 (public intercourse) this is approaching a 9...
1:50 - father christmas/old man river passes by fishbowl, probably on his way to a fishing trip...
Or the morgue
1:51 - blind captain jack sparrow strolls/feels his way by (this probably shouldn't be published)
1:52 - "come to class lauren" (too bad lauren is too busy molesting her boyfriend on the couch)
1:53 - father/professor christmas 2.0
1:54 - ...finds his mrs. claus
1:55 - ginger dreads; most annoying people ever walk by
1:56 - jeans and running shoes (#1 fashion faux pas on the planet)
1:57 - hickey king; shortest man alive with the biggest backpack in the world
1:58 - PDA/rape outside book counter
2:02 - first PDA couple leaves couch; SINGING GUY
2:04 - SINGING GUY again (lost...?)
2:06 - P's chaotic/lost/chill?? roommate cruises by
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