9:59- police leave from party outside second cup two by two
10:05- captain still looking for the ship
10:07- man with flowy hair walks by with two jumbo boxes of corn flakes; 40-year-old returns to second cup for more video games
10:11- "allo??, allo??, allo?? alsdjfalksjdflakfd... ALLOOOOO?"
10:12- phone rings again and foreign speak continues
10:18- oaf in puffy brown coat trips over chair in attempt to sit down and makes suggestive face at girl sitting across from him
10:20- oaf starts dancing
10:27- oaf chews on shirt and continues swaying
10:47- girls that appear to be friends with oaf are having very intense conversation about a friend who is apparently not to be trusted
10:48- hungry lit major chews on headphones
10:55- oaf leaves laptop at table and disappears from the premises
11:04- oaf returns reeking of smoke and the gossip sesh continues
11:09- death threats made towards "adam"
11:16- destructo twin #1 stops by for a visit (this time he leaves without dismantling the establishment)
11:17- gossip girls complaining about creepy guy that was "starring at us the other day"
11:24- man with plaid hat and plaid pj pants walks by
11:26- gossip girl in red sweater complains about the limits her mother has placed on her for decorating her room. who doesn't love floral print wallpaper?
11:30- friends storm out of second cup leaving oaf to shake his head with disapproval/confusion; song consisting of lyrics: "uh uh uh uh need some monayy" plays in the background
11:36- frantic looking hooded hipster runs by
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