9:37- girl sitting in cushy couch spills coffee all over her belongings as well as the feet of the man sitting across from her (they appear to be strangers)
9:38- man working at second cup comes over to site of the spill and begins mopping up the mess
9:39- the mess has been cleaned; crisis averted
10:03- guy walks by with a 6 foot fro
10:08- mercedes begins the impossible task of leaving their parking spot with 2 cm of excess space in the front and back
10:09- mercedes has not attempted to make a move; man sitting in cushy chair enjoys his tiny container of jam (being eaten with a fork)
10:10- after 12 point turn mercedes successfully drives away; squidward 2.0 passes by
10:13- girl with ugly fur jacket screams across table to her friend who is eating a bagel- "you wrote to me and said 'toasted'"
10:16- yellow squid hat from redpath earlier on today walks home
10:20- small asian man jumps up to be at eye level with his server
10:21- dumpee returns to second cup
10:23- ns having frantic conversation about life as a clown
10:26- b.o. wafts through second cup. likely candidate= dumpee
10:27- man in cushy chair doing literally nothing- he wins award for laziest second cup patron ever
10:29- a mildly attractive male mcgill student (a rare find) leaning casually against counter; super hipster male mcgill student (not a rare find) walks to bathroom
10:31- very skinny, tufty eared man wearing socks and sandals approaches counter
10:46- laziest patron ever has fallen asleep- "this is not a motel"
19:51- chaos with the bright pink "caution wet floor" sign commences
10:53- the sign attacks same kid as before and second cup employee moves sign to behind counter
10:55- he rises from slumber
11:00- destructo twins rearranging the store
11:01- v's girlfriend comes to second cup. possibly meeting v to patch things up?
11:05- v walks into joint with a lovely vest; approaches table and poses in a feminine stance whilst searching for girlfriend
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